And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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