Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I had to cum in my sink.
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