Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(937): View more from Ohio

wtf. i just found you're porn stash.

(1-937): View more from Ohio

u like it?

(937): View more from Ohio

NOT THE POINT.

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(801): View more from Utah

Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail

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(516): View more from New York

im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...

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(937): View more from Ohio

He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.

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(819): View more from Quebec

We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.

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(512): View more from Texas

Come to this bar

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But I'm full of food.

(512): View more from Texas

MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK

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(410): View more from Maryland

Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.

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