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(204): View more from Manitoba

My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash

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(269): View more from Michigan

im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower

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(614): View more from Ohio

just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.

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(571): View more from Virginia

I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name

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(360): View more from Washington

I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room

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(862): View more from New Jersey

Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip

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(515): View more from Iowa

He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.

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(360): View more from Washington

Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.

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(909): View more from California

I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.

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