So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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