I wanna bring you to show and tell
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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