If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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