One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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