I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
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We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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