you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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