that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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