I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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