I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Is it penis luge time yet?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
