He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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