Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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