do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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