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    Submitted by BecauseISaidSo on Oct 16, 13 at 5:57pm

    To be able to pull this off you must be drama free, hot as hell, and suck cock like it gives out the antidote for cancer. Unless you have all three keep trying.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 17, 13 at 3:59am

    The best comeback line I ever heard on this was, "I don't rent. Too many former drivers." Exactly half the place laughed and someone bought him a drink.

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    Submitted by HeyMelanieeee on Oct 16, 13 at 1:37pm

    Using this.