At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
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To be able to pull this off you must be drama free, hot as hell, and suck cock like it gives out the antidote for cancer. Unless you have all three keep trying.
The best comeback line I ever heard on this was, "I don't rent. Too many former drivers." Exactly half the place laughed and someone bought him a drink.