Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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