Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Still dying that you shit outside
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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