perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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