What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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