I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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