She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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