I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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