I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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