but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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