And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Randomize
