dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize