So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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