THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize