That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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