these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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