whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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