My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Blood and glitter go together right?
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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