He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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