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wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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