Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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