You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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