what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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