Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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