it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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