But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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