I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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