Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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