Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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