Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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