It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
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you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
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