Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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