Non-Jews are for practice
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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