I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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