You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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