My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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