he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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