what if I'm pregnant?
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Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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