apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
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By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
my being single is dangerous.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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