The maid of honor just puked.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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