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butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just found a bag of teeth...
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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