He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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