i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize