I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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