so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
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How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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